Alcohol Quotes

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.


This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.


Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.


The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Flame In My Heart

Your eyes are blue and sparkling like the deepest of seas.
Your presence, like a sweet, summer breeze.
Your hair is glimmering and golden like sun rays.
Oh how you manage to brighten up my days.
Your nose is beautiful; big and round,
Oh what a wonderful person I have found!
Your lips are smooth and are well formed,
The whole of your body is perfectly adorned.
Your laughter is like ripples of energy,
That caresses and moves right through me.
Your voice carries the blessing gift of music,
Soft and inviting with a warmth in it.
The smile that i see on Your face everyday,
Fills me with joy and makes me proud and gay.


You have brought a peace upon my soul
And have planted a flame in my heart.
You are the masterpiece of the universe,
And... I Love You.

by Lauren D.