Alcohol Quotes

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.


This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.


Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.


The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.